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   By Supermaz mercoledì 03 aprile 2002 - 12:51

et voilà un simpatico questionario (in inglese (:-() per testare i nostri disordini psichici ;?

wwww.4degreez.comm/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv

ecco qua i miei risultati:
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

(ps: azzie trass ;))

   By Supermaz mercoledì 03 aprile 2002 - 15:41

tutti ferrati in inglese vedo.. (:-(

   By Hapablap mercoledì 03 aprile 2002 - 16:07

Io ho provato a farlo ma mi e' esploso il sito sotto il mouse. Hovintoqualcheccosa? :P

   By Hapablap mercoledì 03 aprile 2002 - 16:31

No, scherzo. Ecco i miei veri risultati:

Disorder Rating

Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

Niente male, eh? Mi e' sempre piaciuto avere dei punteggi alti nei test
(:-(

   By Kilroy mercoledì 03 aprile 2002 - 16:36

Aehmm....... qualcuno ha visto Olga Fernando? 8-O

   By Tyler mercoledì 03 aprile 2002 - 19:02

L'ho chiamata ma la paghi tu eh? :|

Fatto il test... preoccupante :|

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

   By Tyler mercoledì 03 aprile 2002 - 19:05

Aggiungiamo un po' di lavoro x Olga, tanto paga Kil :D

Paranoid
Paranoid personality disorder is characterized by a distrust of others and a constant suspicion that people around you have sinister motives. People with this disorder tend to have excessive trust in their own knowledge and abilities and usually avoid close relationships with others. They search for hidden meanings in everything and read hostile intentions into the actions of others. They are quick to challenge the loyalties of friends and loved ones and often appear cold and distant to others. They usually shift blame to others and tend to carry long grudges.

Schizoid
People with schizoid personality disorder avoid relationships and do not show much emotion. They genuinely prefer to be alone and do not secretly wish for popularity. They tend to seek jobs that require little social contact. Their social skills are often weak and they do not show a need for attention or acceptance. They are perceived as humorless and distant and often are termed "loners."

Schizotypal
Many believe that schizotypal personality disorder represents mild schizophrenia. The disorder is characterized by odd forms of thinking and perceiving, and individuals with this disorder often seek isolation from others. They sometimes believe to have extra sensory ability or that unrelated events relate to them in some important way. They generally engage in eccentric behavior and have difficulty concentrating for long periods of time. Their speech is often over elaborate and difficult to follow.

Antisocial
A common misconception is that antisocial personality disorder refers to people who have poor social skills. The opposite is often the case. Instead, antisocial personality disorder is characterized by a lack of conscience. People with this disorder are prone to criminal behavior, believing that their victims are weak and deserving of being taken advantage of. They tend to lie and steal. Often, they are careless with money and take action without thinking about consequences. They are often agressive and are much more concerned with their own needs than the needs of others.

Borderline
Borderline personality disorder is characterized by mood instability and poor self-image. People with this disorder are prone to constant mood swings and bouts of anger. Often, they will take their anger out on themselves, causing themselves injury. Suicidal threats and actions are not uncommon. They think in very black and white terms and often form intense, conflict-ridden relationships. They are quick to anger when their expectations are not met.

Histrionic
People with histrionic personality disorder are constant attention seekers. They need to be the center of attention all the time, often interrupting others in order to dominate the conversation. They use grandiose language to discribe everyday events and seek constant praise. They may dress provacatively or exaggerate illnesses in order to gain attention. They also tend to exaggerate friendships and relationships, believing that everyone loves them. They are often manipulative.



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Narcissistic
Narcissistic personality disorder is characterized by self-centeredness. Like histrionic disorder, people with this disorder seek attention and praise. They exaggerate their achievements, expecting others to recongize them as being superior. They tend to be choosy about picking friends, since they believe that not just anyone is worthy of being their friend. They tend to make good first impressions, yet have difficulty maintaining long-lasting relationships. They are generally uninterested in the feelings of others and may take advantage of them.

Avoidant
Avoidant personality disorder is characterized by extreme social anxiety. People with this disorder often feel inadequate, avoid social situations, and seek out jobs with little contact with others. They are fearful of being rejected and worry about embarassing themselves in front of others. They exaggerate the potential difficulties of new situations to rationalize avoiding them. Often, they will create fantasy worlds to substitute for the real one. Unlike schizoid personality disorder, avoidant people yearn for social relations yet feel they are unable to obtain them. They are frequently depressed and have low self-confidence.

Dependent
Dependent personality disorder is characterized by a need to be taken care of. People with this disorder tend to cling to people and fear losing them. They may become suicidal when a break-up is imminent. They tend to let others make important decisions for them and often jump from relationship to relationship. They often remain in abusive relationships. They are overly sensitive to disapproval. They often feel helpless and depressed.

Obsessive-Compulsive
Obsessive-Compulsive personality disorder is similar to obsessive-compulsive anxiety disorder. People with this disorder are overly focused on orderliness and perfection. Their need to do everything "right" often interferes with their productivity. They tend to get caught up in the details and miss the bigger picture. They set unreasonably high standards for themselves and others, and tend to be very critical of others when they do not live up to these high standards. They avoid working in teams, believing others to be too careless or incompetent. They avoid making decisions because they fear making mistakes and are rarely generous with their time or money. They often have difficulty expressing emotion.

   By Admin mercoledì 03 aprile 2002 - 19:56

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

   By PDF mercoledì 03 aprile 2002 - 22:19

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

   By Irishzebo mercoledì 03 aprile 2002 - 22:46

sempre che abbia capito tutto!:D
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

   By Napo giovedì 04 aprile 2002 - 07:04

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

Uffa!! Non ho i voti alti come Hapa!!! (:-(

   By HAL 9000 giovedì 04 aprile 2002 - 13:16

Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Very High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: Very High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Very High

   By Supermaz giovedì 04 aprile 2002 - 13:58

Very 8o

   By Tyler giovedì 04 aprile 2002 - 13:59

:D ahahhaha questo ha fatto esplodere il test.. temo di conoscerlo gia' ;)

   By Tyler giovedì 04 aprile 2002 - 14:02

Spu, ti ricordo che stai dormendo sul topic aperto da te (e rimasto miracolosamente in tema) :|
Aggiungo che ritrovarti li' sopra a distanza di 1 minuto dai miei fondelli mi inquieta non poco (Eppure ho low in paranoid) 8-O

   By Hapablap giovedì 04 aprile 2002 - 14:24

Ehehe... migliorerai, Talla, migliorerai anche in quello... dacci un po' di tempo 8-)

   By Poncho giovedì 04 aprile 2002 - 16:31

Ecco quì.. un paio non le ho proprio capite ,ma non credo che abbiano pregiudicato di tanto il risultato... :|


Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

   By Supermaz giovedì 04 aprile 2002 - 17:48

mannò mi riferivo ai 30 very high di hal9000.. dai non è possibile sarebbe già morto suicida :| ;P

   By Hapablap giovedì 04 aprile 2002 - 18:17

In realta' aveva "Low" in tutto tranne che in "Histrionic" ... cosi' ha esagerato anche tutto il resto per attirare l'attenzione su di se' :D

   By Tyler giovedì 04 aprile 2002 - 18:19

Ma allora very high esiste davvero nel test? 8-O

Uhmm quindi Poncho tende pesantemente al borderline? :| Non facciamolo incazza', mi raccomando :)

Super, e chi ti dice che HAL9000 non ci abbia gia' provato? ;)

   By Hapablap giovedì 04 aprile 2002 - 18:30

Beh dai non e' grave... anche Ma donna ha scritto la canzone "Borderline" ed era parecchio allegrotta... all together now let's dance

   By Poncho venerdì 05 aprile 2002 - 09:07

Se HAL 9000 è chi penso che sia... è anke possibile che abbia avuto quei risultati!

   By Nick_Manolesta venerdì 05 aprile 2002 - 10:32

Ommamma:

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Pure asociale sono... :\

   By Tyler venerdì 05 aprile 2002 - 12:01

Complimentoni Nick (:@)
"You're anti - you're antisocial!" (Anthrax)
Chisselaricordavapiu' questa :| :D

   By Hapablap venerdì 05 aprile 2002 - 12:06

Nonono specifichiamo... asociale e' uno che preferisce stare da solo, come lo schizoide... anti-sociale vuol dire che sei proprio contro il tuo simile, quindi un potenziale delinquente :)

   By Supermaz venerdì 05 aprile 2002 - 12:49

uh talla e questa dove la lasci? =x)

   By Stan venerdì 05 aprile 2002 - 19:08

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Ma dico.....dove lo trovate uno più meglio di me?

Vabbè, nella frase originale era bello, però devo dire che questa frase mi si addice a pennello :|

   By Tyler venerdì 05 aprile 2002 - 21:30

Giusto Hapa :| Bel soggettino anche Stan, un altro di quelli che ti tagliano la gola nel sonno se non li tieni d'occhio ;) =x)

   By Exos_Dax venerdì 05 aprile 2002 - 22:37

Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

ehm... a che livello mi piazzo? :(

   By Hapablap venerdì 05 aprile 2002 - 23:56

Bah, direi che non e' il caso di montarsi la testa... sei al livello di un postatore di MDN medio :D
Della serie "se non sono pazzi non li vogliamo su questi forum" :P

   By Weasel sabato 06 aprile 2002 - 21:09

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low
8-O

mmmm....non fatevi ingannare, quelli apparentemente piu normali sono poi quelli che un bel giorno sclerano di brutto e fanno una strage...

....quand'è già il forum dinner? :D

   By Napo domenica 07 aprile 2002 - 01:43

il 20 aprile

   By Exos_Dax domenica 07 aprile 2002 - 12:02

Ah bene allora mi sento più tranquillo... :)
:(

   By Puppy venerdì 12 aprile 2002 - 13:01

Histrionic
People with histrionic personality disorder are constant attention seekers. They need to be the center of attention all the time, often interrupting others in order to dominate the conversation. They use grandiose language to discribe everyday events and seek constant praise. They may dress provacatively or exaggerate illnesses in order to gain attention. They also tend to exaggerate friendships and relationships, believing that everyone loves them. They are often manipulative.

LA MIA COINQUILINA!!! Quella che pensa hai cazzacci sua e basta..vi giuro che questa e' la sua descrizione!!
come la odio..

   By Puppy venerdì 12 aprile 2002 - 13:05

Paranoid
Paranoid personality disorder is characterized by a distrust of others and a constant suspicion that people around you have sinister motives. People with this disorder tend to have excessive trust in their own knowledge and abilities and usually avoid close relationships with others. They search for hidden meanings in everything and read hostile intentions into the actions of others. They are quick to challenge the loyalties of friends and loved ones and often appear cold and distant to others. They usually shift blame to others and tend to carry long grudges.

Borderline
Borderline personality disorder is characterized by mood instability and poor self-image. People with this disorder are prone to constant mood swings and bouts of anger. Often, they will take their anger out on themselves, causing themselves injury. Suicidal threats and actions are not uncommon. They think in very black and white terms and often form intense, conflict-ridden relationships. They are quick to anger when their expectations are not met.

Avoidant
Avoidant personality disorder is characterized by extreme social anxiety. People with this disorder often feel inadequate, avoid social situations, and seek out jobs with little contact with others. They are fearful of being rejected and worry about embarassing themselves in front of others. They exaggerate the potential difficulties of new situations to rationalize avoiding them. Often, they will create fantasy worlds to substitute for the real one. Unlike schizoid personality disorder, avoidant people yearn for social relations yet feel they are unable to obtain them. They are frequently depressed and have low self-confidence.

E questa e' l'altra..cacchio..anch'io so' messa benino!!!
due psicopatiche in casa.........

   By Hapablap venerdì 12 aprile 2002 - 14:27

Sai come dice il proverbio, no? Non c'e' due senza tre... ;)

   By Supermaz venerdì 12 aprile 2002 - 15:25

è pure vero che chi fa da sè fa per tre! (:-(

   By Hapablap venerdì 12 aprile 2002 - 15:35

Eh no ppe' il topic sulla mashturbazione si occupa mi' zzio Antunelloooooo... FIUUUUUUUUUUUUT 8-)

   By Metroidx venerdì 12 aprile 2002 - 16:05

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

   By Hapablap venerdì 12 aprile 2002 - 16:13

Sei dell'ala moderata? Bravo, in medio stat virtus. E poi e' importante avere tutte le componenti della personalita' sviluppate armoniosamente senza pericolosi squilibri :P

   By Metroidx sabato 13 aprile 2002 - 00:30

infatti qui su MDN vige l'equilibrio mentale...:D :P

   By AL sabato 13 aprile 2002 - 13:05

Paranoid: Very High click for info
Schizoid: High click for info
Schizotypal: Very High click for info
Antisocial: High click for info
Borderline: Very High click for info
Histrionic: Very High click for info
Narcissistic: Very High click for info
Avoidant: Very High click for info
Dependent: Very High click for info
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

   By Tyler sabato 13 aprile 2002 - 14:34

(:@) Avevo infatti notato che il vecchio AL era meno ossessivo-compulsivo di un tempo ;)

   By rastonza martedì 16 aprile 2002 - 21:36

ecco i miei...
Paranoid: high
Schizoid: low
Schizotypal: moderate
Antisocial: low
Borderline: very high
Histrionic. low
Narcissistic: low
Avoidant: high
Dependent: moderate
Obsessive-compulsive: moderate
ehhe va bene !!!

   By Puppy mercoledì 17 aprile 2002 - 00:22

Puppy's mind:

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate


eeeeeh, dai...sono in forma!!

   By Metroidx mercoledì 17 aprile 2002 - 00:50

secondo me hai taroccato :D

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